The Blue Woodpecker always had with them a radiator that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a different approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.
The Blue Woodpecker desperately wanted a big sponge that they would often worship. It would have been a strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a big sponge of all things.
The Blue Woodpecker desperately needed a sword that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sword being the chosen item.
The Blue Woodpecker desperately craved for a bat that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.
The Blue Woodpecker often carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly weird action, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.
The Blue Woodpecker often carried a tomato to share. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a tomato is the item to opt for.
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