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in sparrow •  10 days ago 

The Grumpy Sparrow found a stapler that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Sparrow searched for a rubber johnny to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly funny suggestion, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Sparrow carried a CD player that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be an original activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Sparrow craved for a radiator that they would hug. It might have been a fairly odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Sparrow found a bottle of beer that they would experiment on. It would have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Grumpy Sparrow had a little monkey to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

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