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in dog •  6 days ago 

Grumpy Dog desperately needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally embrace. It should be a fairly odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

Grumpy Dog always kept a rubber chicken that they would hug. It should have been an astonishing undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was entertaining. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

Grumpy Dog desperately looked for a bat that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly exciting action, to you, but not to the Dog, who thought it was miraculous. A bat was the item that was opted for.

Grumpy Dog always kept a stapler that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be an unusual activity, to me, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

Grumpy Dog desperately desired a bat to cuddle. This is certainly a funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the thing that was selected.

Grumpy Dog looked for a block of cheese that they would break. It might have been a fairly new idea, to my children, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

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