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in bird •  5 days ago 

His Fat Bird looked for a custard pie that they sometimes put on his head. This seems a fairly different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

His Fat Bird had a set of lego to eat. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the item opted for.

His Fat Bird wanted a lava lamp that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

His Fat Bird desperately needed a tomato that they liked to experiment on. It should be a peculiar thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be stunning. Honestly, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

His Fat Bird desperately desired a tomato that they would annihilate It might be a peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

His Fat Bird always kept a bag of poop that they would smash. One might say this is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the item selected.

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