Troubled Woodpecker often carried a bottle of coke that they would worship. It should have been a bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Troubled Woodpecker often carried a rubber chicken to experiment on. It is a peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

Troubled Woodpecker desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered an exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

Troubled Woodpecker always kept a painting of a melon that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is an odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. A painting of a melon of all things.

Troubled Woodpecker craved for a crown that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. A crown is the thing to opt for.

Troubled Woodpecker desperately needed a big sponge that they would occasionally worship. It should have been an odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

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