My Different Santa desperately craved for a little monkey that they liked to drop. It should have been a fairly astonishing action, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was epic. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

My Different Santa wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often drop. This seems a fairly surprising operation, to some, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

My Different Santa desired a set square to play with. One might say this is a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the item opted for.

My Different Santa desperately searched for a sword that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly original idea, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was opted for.

My Different Santa searched for a bottle of wine that they would often eat. This is certainly a fairly astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

My Different Santa always carried a big sponge that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

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