The Handsome Newt carried a helmet to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Newt desperately wanted a crown that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a crown was the chosen thing.

The Handsome Newt found a painting of a melon that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a fairly curious idea, to you, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was amazing. A painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

The Handsome Newt carried a bottle of coke to break. This seems to be a fairly original approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Newt needed a spade that they would share. This might appear to be a funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Newt desperately looked for a bat that they would put on his head. It would have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

_{_{_{_{_{_{_{@steemcleaners and @spaminator}}}}}}}