The Confused Newt desperately desired a sponge that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been an unusual suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a sponge of all things.

The Confused Newt searched for a little monkey to rub on his belly. It would have been an astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be sublime. Strangely, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

The Confused Newt had a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a fairly new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. A melon is the item to opt for.

The Confused Newt searched for a chocolate bar to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly weird action, to me, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be awesome. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Newt carried a bottle of coke to annihilate One might say this is an unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, epic. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Newt wanted a spade that they would sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising operation, to you, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. A spade was the chosen thing.

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