The Ugly Newt desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would smash. It should be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who considered it was entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

The Ugly Newt owned a piece of paper that they would occasionally play with. This seems a fairly different operation, to many, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Newt always had with them a custard pie that they would cuddle. This is certainly a weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

The Ugly Newt desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

The Ugly Newt carried a CD player that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Newt desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly strange activity, to me, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was sublime. A pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

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