The Exceptional Nerd wanted a CD player that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was sublime. Bizarrely, a CD player is the thing to choose.

The Exceptional Nerd often carried a block of cheese to worship. It is considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was miraculous. A block of cheese being the chosen item.

The Exceptional Nerd desperately wanted a bat that they liked to smash. It would be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Nerd owned a toilet brush that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been an astonishing exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

The Exceptional Nerd wanted a sponge that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a sponge being the chosen item.

The Exceptional Nerd always carried a pint of beer that they liked to throw. It might be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

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