It's Music Monday Ya'll! Today I decided to write a parody on Dua Lipa's "New Rules" and of course, rename it "Steemit Rules"! Really, if you follow these rules, you will do well on Steemit! I hope you guys enjoy it! Steemit Rules Steem steem, dtube, steem, steem Newbies just don’t do it right They all make me crazy (Out of my mind, out of my mind) So write it down and read it out Hope these rules will save ya (Too many times, too many times) Upvotes, they make you feel good like nothing else Like nothing else But upvotes, wont ever come unless you tell yourself Tell yourself One don’t beg for upvotes If people like your content theyll give you one Two make good content You'll have people coming back again Three, to make some friends You’re gonna have to comment on other’s content If you wanna win You have got to put time in The Steemit rules I count em The Steemit rules I count 'em I've gotta tell them to myself The Steemit rules, I count 'em I've gotta tell them to myself Just keep pushing forward Dont let shitposts pull you backwards (don’t post no shit) (dont post no shit) Once your SP starts to grow Youll finally see a pattern (and you will learn, and you will learn) Upvotes, they make you feel good like nothing else Like nothing else They do they do they do One don’t beg for upvotes If people like your content theyll give you one Two make good content You'll have people coming back again Three, to make some friends You’re gonna have to comment on other’s content If you wanna win You have got to put time in The Steemit rules I count em The Steemit rules I count 'em I've gotta tell them to myself The Steemit rules, I count 'em I've gotta tell them to myself Practice makes perfect Youll learn as you go what works (the steemit rules, I count 'em) Eat, sleep, and breathe steem Rehearse and repeat steem and just: One don’t beg for upvotes If people like your content theyll give you one Two make good content You'll have people coming back again Three, to make some friends You’re gonna have to comment on other’s content If you wanna win You have got to put time in The Steemit rules I count em The Steemit rules I count 'em I've gotta tell them to myself The Steemit rules, I count 'em I've gotta tell them to myself Don’t post no shit, don’t post no shit Do make some friends, do make some friends Don't beg for it, don’t beg for it Support those friends, support those friends. Do these things and you will win. -Beth

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