I have been posting on Steemit for about ten years now; long before the Steem Block-chain even existed, according to my well kept records... I think the number of posts I published here has been a lot more actually, because if I'm remembering correctly, I forgot to log a few in my records.![image.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmcnT3aRo2KszKvQbohTpa6XYoeiG78quEnhHyo2ysTxcT/image.png) ##### ANYWAYzzzzzzz... There isn't very much exciting happening around in my neck of the woods - it's been *mostly* the same old boring crap, except for people fighting over the last remaining potato in the bin at the produce market. It's not that there's a shortage of potatoes... the *Produce Manager* enjoys to watch customers battle each other on the floor, so he purposely holds back putting all the spuds out; to instill fear of a shortage within the minds of the downtrodden. Once in awhile, he'll get on the public address system and announce a new dwindling supply of potatoes on order to amass a large fighting crowd in the store, when shoppers notice the potato bin going bare. ![image.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmfVk1CksKuceX3Z68vTeRuwVpaEYLxAEymra2nEsed18d/image.png) He once told me that he HATES *Vegans* as much as potatoes, so it brings him a lot of joy to see people he hates, killing each other over *produce* that he hates... He also said that it makes his boring job a lot more tolerable on a daily basis. It sounds logical to me, but then again *most* things seem logical in my mind, since becoming interested in Buddhism, and shaving all the hair off my body, chanting *Ohmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnn...* in a cross-legged position. Well, my friends... That's about all the most important stuff I feel you might need to know, for now. Maybe I'll stop back later with additional interesting *local* news to help you arrange your priorities in life. Till next time; enjoy your day, it may be your *last*... ***Ciao***

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March 20, 2021

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