## Hi, I'm Todd Kyle. And I have a problem with my body odour! ![geyes_0053_1.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmPNXPc14bo17d6xjiY9oF98ToDc1ig9aDgM1AAqae6jgV/geyes_0053_1.jpg)

Ever since I've received a respectful letter advising me that I'd need to improve on my hygiene, I try to not get to close to people anymore. I've just been hiding away in my corner for a while now. ![smaller](https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqu6r8vrVpzQ52f7crfGMwh7KwTWJJki3MtRZVK4x32K/image.png)

But you have to understand, it's not actually a problem with *my* hygiene. Those irritating gases, they emanate from deep within my bowels and if I do not let them vent freely, bad things are going to happen. ![geyes_0053_4.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmWvZD6mfP4fzdra59HAVTMjUMpUEWgPBPRyuJ8uWYPWiC/geyes_0053_4.jpg)

And when I say "bad", then I mean severely bad, in a dangerous way! Well, I actually can't be sure, nothing ever *did* happen before, but I imagine it *would* be horrific ![smaller2](https://steemitimages.com/DQmP7s7EuvCQSVA8iFUR7iCX7K5dUHdLdTWh226uzAAKyKR/image.png)

I'll just stay here venting my gas. Please, don't send me any more letters, it's not nice!

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