The Big Elf needed a pen that they would often smash. It might be a peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a pen being the thing opted for.

The Big Elf always had with them a computer to try to balance on their head. One might say this is an odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a computer was the chosen thing.

The Big Elf desperately craved for a teapot to share. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was spectacular. Honestly, a teapot being the chosen thing.

The Big Elf often carried a sword to play with. It was considered to be an unusual action, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be epic. Strangely, a sword being the item selected.

The Big Elf always had with them a bag of flour to play with. It is considered to be an original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.

The Big Elf often carried a can of Tango that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly new proposal, to my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

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