My Troubled Elf wanted a sword that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sword having that done to it

My Troubled Elf carried a tomato to play with. This seems a new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a tomato being the thing opted for.

My Troubled Elf carried a bag of poop to play with. It would be a strange thought, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

My Troubled Elf desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to some, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

My Troubled Elf had a rubber johnny that they liked to worship. It is a fairly funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

My Troubled Elf desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would often throw. It would be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

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