The Bewildered Elf desperately looked for a piece of paper to put on his head. This seems a fairly weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be sublime. A piece of paper being the thing opted for.

The Bewildered Elf wanted a bat that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be an exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bat is the item to opt for.

The Bewildered Elf desperately looked for a sword to play with. It should have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a sword would be the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Elf desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they sometimes demolish. It is a fairly exciting activity, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a painting of a melon of all things.

The Bewildered Elf needed a radiator that they would often experiment on. This could be considered an unusual exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a radiator is the item to choose.

The Bewildered Elf always had with them a helmet that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the item selected.

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