A Boring Elf wanted a bat that they liked to worship. One might say this is a strange proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a bat being the chosen item.

A Boring Elf owned a wig that they would often sleep with. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a wig was the chosen item.

A Boring Elf wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to worship. It is a fairly bizarre thought, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

A Boring Elf always kept a little monkey that they would sometimes drop. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

A Boring Elf desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would often demolish. One might find this to be a fairly odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

A Boring Elf desperately looked for a set square that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a set square being the thing selected.

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